WRIGHT WRONG
Having been asked to explain why only the back of my head appears on this web site, I would like to administer a quiz:
a) It's my better side.
b) Incognito is cool.
c) Fear of reprisal.
d) Painfully shy.
e) This is where all my ideas come from.
Obviously, the answer is all of the above except d). Therefore, when I am asked to give a public appearance, I will do so only with a mask over my face that mirrors the back of my head. After all, I want to be consistent.
Although this may, at the surface, seem to be a cheesy gimmick intended to grab the attention of innocent readers, I assure you it is not. It is, to be exact, a cheap, sophomoric cheesy gimmick intended to grab the attention of innocent readers.
If this sort of silliness is not your cup of tea, read no further. You are not my intended audience.
However, if you love the bizarre, and chuckle at the stupidest of jokes, you're my kind of guy/gal. Read on dudes and dudesses.....
The formula for my nonsensical articles is simple: Take a portion of reality, a more generous portion of absurdity, and mix in potty humor and other banal frivolities, and come up with enough words to fill a page or three with funky creations of a warped mind.
The reason for doing this is twofold. First, let me be upfront with you - I get a kick out of it. And I can't be this silly in real life or I risk the loss of all my friends. Both of them!
Second, there is way too much seriousness in the world today. According to Wright Wrong's Theory of the Ying and the Yang, the world seeks balance. So, in order to balance out all the seriousness, sadness and apathy out there, Wright Wrong intends to fill the other side of the balance scale with a little levity, joy and satire. Don't thank me, I'm just doing what's necessary so the world won't tip.
I have endeavored to create humor without sexism, violence or politics. Forgive me if I haven't always succeeded in eliminating these from my writing. And, if you are an English major concerned that I might commit grammatical errors, relax. Due to the nature of these stories, they will need no editing. If a mistake appears, it can always be attributed to the intendre faux pas of Wright Wrong. That's French for "I meant to do it thinking maybe someone would find it funny".
So there you have it! My humble reasons for writing these crazy humor articles. Nay! "Humor articles" is way too formal for this drivel. Let's call them "arthumicles". I hear you complaining that there is no such word. That's O.K., as I have generously given myself permission to make words up.
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